Yes, Gina dear, it IS possible to get rid of your heavy burden of student loans after college relatively quickly...if you sign a contract to a kinky rich man who’s had his eye on you for some time, ever since he spotted you in a museum during your junior year doing research for an art history paper! He struck up a conversation and said if you ever needed any assistance during your education, to call on him. And when you saw the debts you’d have to pay after graduation, you gave him a buzz. It’s simple, really. All you have to do is indenture yourself to him as a toy of his perversion! Your loans will be paid off, and you simply have to indulge his bizarre tastes once a week by allowing him to put you in a ’s outfit complete with white blouse, red argyle tie, and blue-and-red plaid skirt! Oh, and you have to stand in a specially built cabinet overnight, with your wrists and legs bound, while you await his pleasure! When he finally opens the cabinet, he tells you not to make a peep...not